Hey friends! Happy Monday!
I say that as if I am sitting at my desk, bright and chipper, when in reality I came to work in wet hair and am wondering when in the world I can get back in the bed again. Ugh… Mondays!
Before I get started with my ever so snarky “Dear ____” series, I wanted to let you know Erin Condren is on Plum District today! I know you guys probably think I’m getting paid to advertise for her, but I’m not. While I don’t lovelovelove the EC Life Planner like some do (and most do, believe me) I think the rest of her products are rad. I am stocking up on address labels for me and stationary for Christmas gifts. The deal is $25 for $50, and you can use the code 2011off for 10% off your order!
And now… drum roll please.
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Dear Doctor,
You suck. I don’t say that word lightly, but you suck big lemon balls. Thanks for telling me my sickness was “all in my head.” It is not, in fact, all in my head. In fact, because you didn’t treat me when I first came in, my sinus infection turned into bronchitis.
Have I mentioned I hate you? Cause I do.
Sincerely,
You’ll see me on Yelp
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Dear Coworker,
When you invite someone to lunch, it is poor form not to show up to the office until 1:00 p.m. It’s even worse form when you say “I’ll be just a minute” and then disappears in your office until 2:30 p.m. Don’t get mad at me if at 2:45 I head to an early linner by myself. Thanks anyway!
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Dear Body,
Darn you for making me think I was pregnant. My hysterics are not due to pregnancy; they are due to crazy Andrea. I’m tired because I’m sick, not because of first trimester exhaustion. I’m convinced you’re conspiring with my mother to tell me it is time.
I don’t think so… yet.
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Dear Readers,
Please consider participating in 2 On Tuesday tomorrow! The topic is to share your two favorite pictures of yourself. Yes, yourself. Don’t be shy. It can be with other people, but I want it to include you. Why do you like those two pictures?
Love you forever,
Me
Who do you need to write today?
7 comments:
LMAO Love it! I'll have to remember the 2 on Tuesday for tomorrow! :-) Have a great Monday!
I will definitely participate in 2 on Tuesday tomorrow. But all of mine will probably be recent. I don't much care for my fat girl pictures anymore lol I hope a lot of others participate so we can continue 2 on Tuesday.
Dear My Body,
Please get pregnant. I'm sick of waiting. My eggs are getting very old and crusty.
Annnd...OMG. I don't know if I have 2 favorite pics of myself! I'll have to look. I may be able to link up if I find 2 that I really like. It may be me in HIGH SCHOOL. That's the last time I felt great in my body! Ugh.
I could easily write a letter to my large intestine today. It's causing me a bit of post-op/birth-related anxiety.
Dear Daughter,
Put your dang shirt on.
Love, Mommy
P.S. How can you be hungry all day long?
Also...
Dear Bowel,
Stop being irritable.
Love, Connie
Dear husband's employer,
I absolutely hate you right now. And I know it's a strong word, but messing with people's lives b/c you felt like "mixing things up" next year is not a good reason for what you did. You have messed up a lot of our life plan right now.
Waving my not nice finger at you,
Tricia
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