I confess:
I am a boob tuck-er. You girls with small (or God forbid, perky) breasts have no idea what I'm talking about. But if you have large, saggy, droopy, or wayward breasts then chances are you know exactly what I'm talking about. Have you ever been lying in bed, without a bra on, and felt..... uncomfortable by the feeling of your boobs touching your skin? (or each other. or your belly button. or your armpits. You choose.) Well, you do what all big breasted, enterprising girls do. You boob tuck! Simply tuck your t-shirt up under those puppies and give a sigh of relief. There will be no boob sweat for this smart girl.
Boob tuck. Try it. I promise you'll like it. And girls, don't be ashamed. I know you do it. I don't judge.
I confess:
I have a bit of a rage issue. Last night I had my husband sit down and read yesterday's post. His response was "its just the way I am." I sort of wanted to punch him in the face.
I didn't, obviously. But I really wanted to.
I also kind of thought about pushing him off the bed last night when he started snoring for the millionth time. Mainly because he's fallen off the bed before & seeing him pop up like a jack in the box made me laugh so hard I peed my pants. Ultimately, I decided to let him sleep. I'm saving my push for a night when he really irritates me.
I confess:
I heart Glee. & Modern Family. & The Big Bang Theory. & How I Met Your Mother. I want to mash all of them together somehow. Because who doesn't want to see Barney sing & Sheldon dance? Exactly.
I confess:
I haven't done laundry in about 2 weeks. I keep running out of underwear, and when I do I run of load of just underwear. I got rid of my guest bed (otherwise known as the clean laundry dumping ground) so that means if I do laundry I have to fold it. Not going to happen.
What are your confessions today?
20 comments:
I need a spare bed. I'm getting one soon and I can't wait to dump clean clothes on it!
Will you please give us a play-by-play when you decide to use the push. Perhaps you could even video it so we can laugh until we pee our pants?! It'd be fun. ;)
I'd go for one kick azz show titled BigBangModernFamilyHowIMetYourMother. It would be epic.
Hope you have a great weekend!!
Oh girl. I'm still laughing as I type this. Your #2 confession made me literally LOL (STILL!!!). I completely relate to yesterday's post (I'm turning 30 in a week and I've asked my husband to make a huge deal about it since June. I just know he's going to do nothing).
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I'm also a boob tuck-er. I didn't know it had a name!!!
When I was pregnant I saw this thing - can't remember the name now - that went between your boobs so when you laid on your side, you could separate them. Personally, I would use that at any time! I hate them, even though some people would kill for this size. It just ain't that great, you know? Happy Friday!
Ugh, birthdays. Before I had the twins I used to be a celebrate for the whole month kind of girl. The year the twins were born I FORGOT about my birthday. Mojo was like "hey! tomorrow is your birthday! What do you want to do?" I was like "Whaaaaaa????" So so sad.
I wish I could put off landry of two weeks. With 5 people to wash for I have to do at least 2 loads a day to keep up! Mostly towels and undies which thank G are easy to put away!
I really loved your post! Thanks!
I do laundry about every two weeks--that's when I can't stand the pile laughing at me anymore. This is laundry weekend. Yes, I devote an entire weekend to laundry. And I call it good when the last load makes it to the dryer--it's towels, those puppies can sit there until I have to do laundry again.
My name is Sara, I am boob-tucker.
I need to finish my laundry so I don't have to do it this weekend. It has taken me all week (and it's only 10 ish days of clothes!- horrible)
The the thought of my husband hitting the floor being all confused would make me laugh right there in bed! When I say laugh I mean laugh so hard that alone would wake him up.
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My boobs are big enough, but not to the point of bugging me that much!
SHeldon is my boyfriend! I love him :)
I love the Jack in the box comment! LOL I might have to try that with my Mr. sometime. But I will go pee first. Have a great weekend!
lol to "boob tucking" and I think I have a bit of a rage issue as well ...Happy Friday!
Hahaha. I loved this! I haven't done laundry in two weeks either. Haha. This was great.
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Oh my gosh TWINS!
Boob tuck - check!
punching hubby in sleep - check!
TV - check!
Lundry on spare bed - check!
thanks for the validation girl!
Hey there! I stopped by your blog via the Confessions link, and I have really enjoyed reading through your posts. :-)
I totally feel ya on the boob tuck. After breastfeeding for over a year, the girls just aren't what they used to be. No judgment here. ;-)
I totally love the push him off the bed comment. I am sitting in the living with my whole family but it was all I could do not to bust out laughing. I seriously think that later tonight I will think about you saying he popped up like a jack in the box and will snicker. Thanks for the laugh!!
Ok, I LOVE all those shows! I would add Community and The Middle to that list. Too funny! LOVE them!
I too have rage issues. Maybe we should start an online support group? ;)
You are too funny! I can totally picture you pushing J off the bed! My confession: I tend to do the boobtuck when I am sweaty from cleaning the house. Hot huh? Hope you have a fabulous weekend!
I haven't done laundry for two weeks too, so don't feel bad. I told myself this morning, that I have to do laundry tonight. If not, oh boy....it won't be pretty!
I heart Modern Family too. I wish I had Phil has a husband. he is so funny! And Gloria cracks me up. OOOH, Lily, what a cute baby!
That was awesome! What a great confessional. Don't ya just love being able to get a few things off your chest once a week?!
i love that you confess to wanting to punch your hubby in the face...hilarious. sometimes boys are just dumb, they need to told!
oh a mashing of those shows would be AMAZING! i would totally make room on my DVR for that!
so smart to use the spare bed for clean laundry. note. to. self.
I'm a boob tucker too! BUt I just tick them deeper into the cup of my bra, because I hate going braless, I have one on unless I'm in the shower or... I HATE the "double bubble" that you get if you don't keep those girls in check!
I'm laughing at the Jack In The Box comment...I think I would have pushed him off, I hate when Babe snores
I've never seen any of those shows...remember I'm a TV loser!
Laundry is the devil...'nough said!
Okay...boob tucking?! Just spit my soda again...you are on a roll friend!! Good stuff, good stuff.
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