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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

And the award for teen hoochie goes to….

I know. Two posts in one week when I haven’t posted in over two months? I’m surprised too. Bask in my procrastination, y’all. I seriously don’t want to clean my kitchen.

Summer is a sad, sad time for a TV addict such as myself. So You Think You Can Dance has aired its finale, and Project Runway is still a week away. I’m attempting to make due with More To Love and reruns of Big Bang Theory, but I AM BORED. Thus the reason I found myself watching the Teen Choice Awards last night.

All I have to say is….


Julia Roberts wore longer skirts in Pretty Woman, and she was a prostitute. What’s your excuse, Miley?

Seriously. Is this appropriate? Even if it was appropriate, which it is not, why would you wear THIS outfit to the Teen Choice Awards – the viewing pleasure of 11 year olds (and me)? Girl, PUT SOME PANTS ON!

That wasn’t even the worst part for me.


Someone please tell me that girlfriend is not dancing on a stripper pole. OH NO SHE DIDN’T! (She totally did.) You can try to pretend it’s an ice cream cart, but that is a STRIPPER POLE, Miley, and you are doing the stripper-hoochie-drop-it-like-its-hot move. Is that 13 year old behind you sticking dollar bills in your inappropriately short shorts?

What in the world is happening here? Seriously? I don’t understand. Someone please explain to me how a parent lets a 16 year old dress and dance like a stripper/prostitute. What message is this sending the audience of the show? Or her fans?

Dude. I don’t even know what else to say. This is messed up. What are your thoughts?

Monday, August 10, 2009

A quick update…

Hello, lovely readers! I wanted to jump on the computer for a few minutes and update everyone on what has been going on in my life and in my pregnancy.

First, please allow my to express my deepest apologies for my prolonged absence. I greatly appreciate all your emails and comments. I really do love each and every one of my blogging friends, and throughout these past few weeks, I find myself having major withdrawals from your blogs and wondering each day how you are and what is going on in your life.

As I am sure you have guessed, this pregnancy hasn’t exactly been smooth sailing for me. I must confess that prior to the positive test, I had visions of being a glowing, beaming, happy pregnant woman. Hah! My reality of pregnancy more closely resembles: constant vomiting, bizarre rashes and hives, unexplained spotting and cramping, exhaustion, heartburn that makes me think I’m having a heart attack, and panic attacks. I’m no longer Andrea… I’m Godzilla Andrea – the most extreme, chaotic, overwhelming version of myself.

To be perfectly honest, the reason I haven’t updated you is that my updates would be terribly gross and horribly depressing. Something like this:

  • Threw up 8 times today! What a good day!
  • Thought I was having a heart attack today at Wendy’s. Called my mom crying hysterically. Apparently this is what heartburn feels like.
  • Can’t go to the bathroom. It’s been two weeks.
  • Got sick in the car today. Grabbed a plastic baggie only to later discover it had a hole in the bottom. Note to self: check baggies first.
  • Lost 15 pounds. Is it wrong to be a little excited?
  • I want to slap the person who said mornings sickness ends after your first trimester. I’m 15 weeks and it’s still going strong.

See what I mean?

I promise to be back later this week with baby’s first pictures and more details about what’s been going on with me. Again, thank you for hanging in there – I love you all!

I also wanted to give a HUGE thanks to Cole at All the Small Stuff. Cole has kept Tuesdays at the Table going in my absence. She’s doing a FABULOUS job and has tons of new participants. If you have some recipes to share, head over to her blog and link up. Thanks, Cole! You’re the best!

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