I know. Two posts in one week when I haven’t posted in over two months? I’m surprised too. Bask in my procrastination, y’all. I seriously don’t want to clean my kitchen.
Summer is a sad, sad time for a TV addict such as myself. So You Think You Can Dance has aired its finale, and Project Runway is still a week away. I’m attempting to make due with More To Love and reruns of Big Bang Theory, but I AM BORED. Thus the reason I found myself watching the Teen Choice Awards last night.
All I have to say is….
Julia Roberts wore longer skirts in Pretty Woman, and she was a prostitute. What’s your excuse, Miley?
Seriously. Is this appropriate? Even if it was appropriate, which it is not, why would you wear THIS outfit to the Teen Choice Awards – the viewing pleasure of 11 year olds (and me)? Girl, PUT SOME PANTS ON!
That wasn’t even the worst part for me.
Someone please tell me that girlfriend is not dancing on a stripper pole. OH NO SHE DIDN’T! (She totally did.) You can try to pretend it’s an ice cream cart, but that is a STRIPPER POLE, Miley, and you are doing the stripper-hoochie-drop-it-like-its-hot move. Is that 13 year old behind you sticking dollar bills in your inappropriately short shorts?
What in the world is happening here? Seriously? I don’t understand. Someone please explain to me how a parent lets a 16 year old dress and dance like a stripper/prostitute. What message is this sending the audience of the show? Or her fans?
Dude. I don’t even know what else to say. This is messed up. What are your thoughts?