A Note From George

You all have heard much about JC on my blog. You’ve read his posts. You’ve seen his videos. However, some of you may not realize that I actually have two chihuahuas, and George is majorly overdue for some love and attention of his own. He’s taking over my blog today, so please give a warm welcome to George.

Hola, readers of My Chihuahua Bites! It is I, George! I know you think I don’t exist, but I do, and it is time my voice was heard! I’m so tired of that rat, JC, stealing all of my glory. I’m funny and interesting, too, darn it!

My mom got me 6 years ago from one of those pet stores in the mall. She was scammed big time. They told her that I was on “sale” because they had “lost my papers” but that I was 100% a purebred chihuahua. Luckily for me, my mom is a little naive and gullible, and she fell for it hook, line, and sinker. She got me, a mixed breed something or another with anxiety issues, and I got her, a bossy, high maintenance know it all. I think we’re even.

I spent 8 months of bliss as an only child before that rat JC entered the picture. Listen, I tried to be his friend. I showed him how to potty outside. I let him use me as a step stool and a warming blanket. I put up with the fact that he’s a complete and total attention hog. But enough is enough, right?

Don’t tell my mom, but sometimes he really gets on my nerves. Like when he growls at me when I try to get beside him to eat dinner. Or when he growls at me when I want to sit besides mom and dad. But don’t be fooled – I’m not a total pushover. I am bigger than him, after all. I always steal his treats, unless my mom notices me running off with two and makes me give one back.

It’s really the least he can do, right?

Let’s not even discuss these crazy costumes my mom puts us in. It’s bad enough that I have to dress up for Halloween and Christmas, but a few weeks ago she made me dress up just because. Because she thinks it is funny. Isn’t that cruel?

Don’t tell my mom, but I totally ate food off her plate when she went to the bathroom that night. She deserved it.

See what she does to me? Would you put up with this?

Although I do think I look good as a blonde, don’t you?

Hasta la vista my friends! Love, George

Just to give you a little taste of George’s personality, I made a little video of him earlier this evening. Warning: I sound like a complete idiot. Also, I’m deeply ashamed of the appearance of my desk chair. I actually have a new one in my garage but it is stiff and uncomfortable so the ugly chair has remained.