So, let me take you back to 1995, when I was a junior in high school. A big group of friends decided to get together and visit a local Haunted House. I had never been so a Haunted House before, and I had no idea what to expect. In addition to my nerves about the house o' terror, I was crushing on a boy who had plans to join our group that fateful evening. Score! I had visions of him cuddling me close, comforting me from the bigs and bads that were sure to await us.
As I'm sure you know, real life never turns out the way we think it will in our heads. The boy barely paid any attention to me, other than to huddle against my back and push me in front of him so he wouldn't have to be the leader. I was TERRIFIED. There was fake blood, screams, gore... dear goodness, I was just praying for the thing to be over. And eventually it was, or so I thought. We walked out the door, and I took a big breath of relief... and then came the chainsaw, right at my head.
I peed in my pants. Yes, you read that right. I was so scared that I peed in my pants at the age of 16.
Now I think it is funny. Then it was just humilitating. Right?
19 comments:
hehe! They are so cute!
Thanks for stopping by!! I love the picture of your dogs... so fun!! Happy Halloween!
So cute and they don't seem to mind the costumes. What good sports.
Thanks for stopping by my blog.
oh...Thank you for stopping by! I wanna kiss the dogs and vote for Pedro. He looks uncannily authentic! Does he dance the dance?
Absolutely hilarious! I can understand why you would be stressed out as a teenager, but now you can just tell the story at parties..or on your blog!
Carrie
Cute puppies!! Thanks for stopping by my blog :)
Ok I have to admit that I laughed so hard after reading your story I was afraid the same would happen to me :)
Ahahahahahah! LOVE it!
Love the Napoleon one, too!
I've been so caught up with my boy, I've been behind on my blog reading. I am so GLAD to see you posting now! You're a great writer and I enjoy reading your stories and thoughts.
The pictures are great and I believe your Mom needs to visit me next. I am in sore need of a new wreath.
Keep up the good work!!!
You're a hoot girl!!! I actually peed in my pants when I was 21 years old. Hubby took me to a Haunted House and it scared me REALLY bad. I actually ripped his sweater as well while begging him to get me the heck out of there!!!
had to read yours aloud to my dear son whose big tough friend wIgGeD OuT at the Haunted House last week... Yay, now he'll realize it's not just him :)
Thanks for stopping by - I love your blog, you've got a great writing style!
Cute puppies!! Happy Halloween!
Oh man you almost had me in tears! I love all the costumes. Truly.
At the age of 33, I have NEVER been to a haunted house. Probably because I would pee in my pants, too.
Great pictures, too! Napoleon looks so authentic. GAH!
OMG the wig is awesome!
Too funny!
YOU GUYS LOOK AWESOME!! Hope you had a good Halloween!
Okay so the first time I commented, I just saw the pictures of the puppies! Tell me how in the world did i miss the actual post?? Just so you feel better, I have never told anyone this (except my sister knows)--and now im about to tell the blog world!
When I was 15 I peed my pants. I was not scared, I was not sick, I was not anything. I was asleep I think I knew I had to pee, so in my dream, I went to the bathroom--sat on the toilet and everything. Except in reality, I was still in my bed. The bed I just peed on. I was mortified. I could not believe I had done that!! I swore my sister to secrecy. She still teases me to this day!
HILARIOUS photos! Thanks for the laugh!
omg SO GREAT!!!!
i love the costumes! especially the witch! i wonder if my dogs will let me do that next year...
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